dave

dave
1. (Dave) (3963↑, 1116↓)
A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.

Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.

2. (Dave) (1544↑, 465↓)
1. Beloved 2. Better than David 3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.

1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang. 2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next. 3. Ur Getting a Dave\! 4. Rebohcs

3. (Dave) (817↑, 336↓)
1. Everyone knows a Dave. Daves are, as a rule, people to ask about something, whether it be plumbing, horseracing, astronomy or computers. Daves, like Steves, are "solid blokes". 2. \{Br.\} A name given to children by parents who wish their issue to become plumbers.

(1) "Dave will know..." (2) "Dave, can you come round? My pipes need seeing to"

4. (Dave) (530↑, 185↓)
Cute, intelligent, never judging, the type of person that will always end up forgiving you no matter what. Thoughtful, charming, lovable, romantic - hes everything a girl could ever want. He never lets anything get him down and always finds positives in the most un-positive situations. Has the sweetest smile and most gorgeous eyes, just thinking about him puts a smile on your face. The one person that means so much to you that you can't imagine life without him.

This guy I met today - hes such a Dave\!

Author: AussieChic12 http://dave.urbanup.com/4694446
5. (Dave) (639↑, 474↓)
A Quakertown term for Marijuana (Quakertown Brown), Made popular by the crew F.O.D

Pot, Ganja, Maryjane, DAVE

Author: Quakertown Kid http://dave.urbanup.com/2764782
6. (dave) (429↑, 277↓)
a) A fantastic TV channel in the UK that shows lots of Top Gear and Ray Mears stuff b) The name you use when you can't think of a person's name

a) Oh, is Top Gear on Dave again?\! b) A - What was the name of that person we saw in the street? B - I dunno\! Dave?\!

7. (Dave) (76↑, 20↓)
Dave is a one-of-a-kind. Tall, with a charming smile and amazing eyes, he's almost to good to be true. He's sweet, attractive, caring, and incredibly hilarious. He does the most legitimate accents, to the point where they are completely believable\! He's smart, charismatic, and basically a perfect person.

I love Dave. I'm so glad he's mine

Author: kelseychantell http://dave.urbanup.com/5985214
8. (Dave) (56↑, 12↓)
The cooliest cool person in the world. He is amazing and as the most friends ever.

Dave is the hot indian guy in a group

9. (Dave) (197↑, 158↓)
means "deal" in latino. Coined by Dave from Flight of the Conchords.

The D in my name stands for Deal, Dave means deal in latino.

Author: Blackflame619 http://dave.urbanup.com/3697951
10. (Dave) (42↑, 30↓)
Dave is not a salmon.

That's not a Dave, that's a salmon\!

11. (Dave) (13↑, 1↓)
They are the best teachers. They practice tough love, but they are the best lovers. They are intelligent and funny. They are the best friends.

You: Wow, that guy is hecka cool. You over there: You know, that's just Dave.

12. (Dave) (22↑, 13↓)
The coolest sweetest most intelligent and honest guy youll ever meet. knows about everything. will do anything for you. never hates or holds grudges. A guy who wants nothing more than to be happy by making those around him happy. One hell of a cook. The perfect guy, everything every woman says she wants in a man. But you will never date him, you always will find some reason or excuse why you can't, and never tell him the truth about why. No woman is allowed to be with or tell him why she can't be with him. The guy who has always been there for you when you needed him, who continually loves you and would do anything for you despite being used and abused time and again. The guy you want but whenever you let it show you have to pretend it didnt happen and accuse him of being crazy or not knowing what was going on when you asked him to sleep with you or told him how much you loved him and you were meant to be with him. He's always depressed and busy as hell, but when you need something hes there like state farm.

Dude this organic chemistry makes no sense to me, I need help, and I want to know how to cook this lamb and figure out what this cool unidentified tune is on the radio. Just ask Dave. Isnt he busy? Yeah but he'll drop it to help out. Is he still in love with that [Heather]? Yeah, she totally is using him. Yeah but he really loves her.

13. (dave) (40↑, 31↓)
Your mother's unmarried partner.

Person 1: Who's that person? Person 2: He's just my dave

14. (Dave) (9↑, 3↓)
Dave is a person who is [artistic] and loved by teachers. He gets in trouble sometimes for forgetfulness but never fails to get back on everybodys good side. Dave sometimes resembles a [robot]. He is very confident, and that shows through the way he [walks]. Most of the time it's with his hands in his back pockets, but if he is in a hurry, his arms are flung out behind him. Dave is a loving bf and continues to be long after a breakup. He is quite a [gentleman] and pampers the lucky lady that gets to date him.

omg i love you\! you're such a dave\!

Author: afrock stalker http://dave.urbanup.com/5838774
15. (Dave) (18↑, 18↓)
Dave: the raddest dude around,can talk about stuff nuffs anything is cooler then cool acts all crazy but this kid is down with the nigga

Omg i learnt about radiation,how to be cool and stuff about how not to use the n word,and its all thanks to dave..

Author: cuntgonewest http://dave.urbanup.com/5295203
16. (Dave) (24↑, 25↓)
the name given to someone who is no longer sober enough to be called by their real name.

yo man, you were so Daved last night\! Yo, fuck you daaave I'm gettin Daved tonighttt

17. (Dave) (0↑, 5↓)
Someone that nobody knows

"I was just talking to Dave" "Who"?

Author: hollaholla078 http://dave.urbanup.com/6351389
18. (Dave) (8↑, 14↓)
A gypsie old pedo who likes to feed off kiddie porn

"That guy is a fucking Dave."

Author: nicklequarterpennydime http://dave.urbanup.com/6141307
19. (Dave) (0↑, 7↓)
Short for douchebag, douchabaggery. Usually a Dave will try to fight you to try to prove he is tough even though his friends like him when hes not being an asshole.

Wow, come on guy let take it down a notch. Maybe you should stop, and being dave.

20. (Dave) (8↑, 15↓)
As defined in the "Brocabulary", "Dave" refers to the Dave Matthews Band (DMB). Dave Matthews Band concerts are mainly attended by high school and college students, most of whom are too drunk from tailgating to make it to the actual show. Those who aren't too drunk have the pleasure of enjoying Dave and company's 30 minute jazz odysseys while smoking weed.

(1) "Yo bro, you goin' to Dave this summer?" "Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced." (2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."

Author: Erin BROckovich http://dave.urbanup.com/5329289
21. (Dave) (19↑, 27↓)
(noun) the act of making a horrible joke

Yo that joke was so bad, you just pulled a Dave\!

22. (Dave) (9↑, 19↓)
A person who thinks they are super cool but are, in reality, extreme douche bags. Often found with a "Jerry" of the same meaning.

Person A: Hey is that Dave and Jerry\!? Person B: Yea, but don't wave. They are extreme douche bags.

Author: lilswanson4312 http://dave.urbanup.com/6063861
23. (Dave) (2↑, 12↓)
A creepy greasy haired guy who is usually dirty looking or a rapist. His job is usually also something greasy like a mechanic or a pumper of gas.

I met this guy Dave who is definitely a rapist..........and has enough grease in his hair to fry your chicken

Author: IamsorightRightt http://dave.urbanup.com/5865148
24. (dave) (7↑, 17↓)
To decline an invitation to a casual lunch accompanied by alcohol with work colleagues. But agree to meet for an alcoholic drink or several afterwards. Usually a result of specific dietary requirements (i.e. kosher, lactose intolerance), previous lunch arrangements or laziness.

Sorry guys, I brought lunch today. I'll probably dave it.

Author: BroughtLunchToday http://dave.urbanup.com/5193971
25. (Dave) (6↑, 16↓)
To dave something is to change the topic when you have nothing else to say. It's signified by announcing "DAVED."

What were we talking about, I dunno. let's dave it. DAVED.

26. (Dave) (2↑, 13↓)
A extremly over weight loser with no friends and smells bad

you dave

Author: Harry Moorcroft http://dave.urbanup.com/6190206
27. (Dave) (10↑, 23↓)
Person who is a real [bum]. Just sits around the house and does nothing. First person when you go to a party that finds a beer and then the couch. When you go to his house is either sleeping or sitting on the couch. Has a opinion about everything. Someone who is lazy. Can be used in many different forms.

Can be used as "[Bro] get off the couch, your'e being such a Dave" Or turn your friends name into Dave *Walk into a party* "Yup there goes Dave" (Actually "Mike" walking to the fridge and you know eventually the couch)

28. (DAVE) (2↑, 15↓)
to think your brother wins at everything and is some sort of god when really he isnt and he sucks at life, and hockey.

nick tells justin and jack that his brother is in the nhl, and there response consists of a "fuck you fagget" and then an egging of his house. DAVE

Author: Malka Jack dave http://dave.urbanup.com/5920341
29. (Dave) (5↑, 18↓)
A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about myrtle beach. Realize NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT MYRTLE BEACH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Dave: Me and my girlfriend just broke up what am i gonna do. Me: The ginger? Dave: yea Me: well as Martin Luther King Jr. said "Free at last, free at last, thank God all mighty we are free at last."

Author: Doctor Kekoo\!\!\!\!\!\!\! http://dave.urbanup.com/5799102
30. (Dave) (2↑, 15↓)
A ginger loving faggot who spends all his time playing baseball and talking about Myrtle beach.

girl 1: there's this kid in my class he was so annoying. girl2: his name was Dave right? girl 1: yea\! girl 2: figures...

Author: Doctor Kekoo\!\!\!\!\!\!\! http://dave.urbanup.com/5799052
31. (Dave) (16↑, 29↓)
A married man who preys on young females.

Any one heard of [Dave] and Bathsheba, along with the hundreds of other women he slep with.

Author: alicatmeeooowwwww http://dave.urbanup.com/5062797
32. (Dave) (3↑, 17↓)
used as an alternative to the word CUNT but can be used for anything from prick to bitch

You're such a Dave today\!

Author: brothers 1 and 10 http://dave.urbanup.com/6007699
33. (Dave) (49↑, 64↓)
1. (n.) the ultimate creeper. 2. (v.) to be put in a creepy situation by a creepy guy. To be creeped out by a guy

(e.g) he totally daved that chick.

34. (dave) (12↑, 34↓)
Bitch- A tart who hangs on the back of motorbikes.

c ya later mate im just going to get my dave

35. (Dave) (19↑, 49↓)
Verb. To pointlessly repeat something over and over and over and over and over and over. A reference to the TV channel Dave, which endlessly recycles BBC panel games. Not to be confused with Dave ja vue, which is the same thing but an hour later.

- " hey Dave, whatcha doin', Dave?" - " Dave man, I'm watching Dave, Dave"

Author: Mathilda Underfoot http://dave.urbanup.com/4643190
36. (Dave) (9↑, 42↓)
Term for cigarette

"Yo Mark, could you spare a dave?" "I'm gonna go have a dave" "Did Herschel give you money so you could get a pack of daves?"

Author: The_Illusive_Man http://dave.urbanup.com/4704935
37. (Dave) (55↑, 89↓)
the "butch" partner in a lesbian relationship

"who do you think is the dave?"

38. (Dave) (15↑, 52↓)
To go straight ahead. Used with Lewy and Dave; Left; Right; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a Dave" have entered the popular lexicon.

Do a Dave

39. (Dave) (13↑, 52↓)
Used when you cba shouting the person's real name... People normally answer anyway especially to texts.

Me:'Oi Dave come here' Matt: 'Okay' Texts... Me: 'Yo Dave you okay? x' Matt: 'Yeah Dave I'm fine you?'

40. (Dave) (15↑, 55↓)
Slang term for Ketamine (in Bristol, UK)

Anyone got any Dave? What 15? Nah mate, tenner right.

Author: Donavan Bad Boy Smith http://dave.urbanup.com/3375698
41. (Dave) (23↑, 64↓)
A way of greeting Thai transsexuals thus informing unsuspecting mates to the said Daves gender. Taken from BBC's Only Fools and Horses.

On seeing your friends chatting up a suspicious looking female approach the couple and open with the line 'Alright Dave?' Repeat till your drunken friend takes the hint or step back and enjoy.

42. (Dave) (15↑, 57↓)
An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee\!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID\!?

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave? Boris: OhDave\! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave\! Oh Dave\! Aaron: ohhhh\! that's great Dave\! Well next time save some Dave for Dave\! Boris: OHDAVID\!?

Author: MomoShiggens http://dave.urbanup.com/3809801
43. (dave) (28↑, 77↓)
Alternative for the anatomical term, "taint," which is the area between one's anus and his or her balls and/or vagina.

I bought a new G-string, but it's made from a very rough material. I'm not worried about my package, but I'm concerned it might irritate my dave.

44. (Dave) (471↑, 521↓)
Used as sarcasm in place of obviously

person1: the sky is blue person2: Err Dave\!

45. (Dave) (5↑, 56↓)
[Dave Matthews Band], the biggest [Bro] group on the face of this planet\! Groups like Dave are Incubus and Sublime.

D00d, Me plus my gurl at a Dave concert = Br00ta1\!

Author: [zook] LYMON http://dave.urbanup.com/4061785
46. (dave) (28↑, 81↓)
another term for a crap

"I need to lay a stinkin' dave"

47. (Dave) (7↑, 60↓)
When you are basically starving except with water. Being beyond thirst. When you are dave you could chug a silo full of water. See [Hank] for extreme hunger.

Dude, I'm so dave I could chug that pool.

48. (Dave) (14↑, 71↓)
An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee\!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID\!? Can be used as a question and a statement at the same time, hence the exclamation and question mark.

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave? Boris: OhDave\! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave\! Oh Dave\!? Aaron: ohhhh\! that's great Dave\! Well next time save some Dave for Dave\! Boris: OHDAVID\!?

Author: Momoshiggens http://dave.urbanup.com/3809805
49. (Dave) (9↑, 78↓)
Rhyming slang - Dave (Grohl)/bog roll - usually orated loudly in a camping environment. Colloquially a Birmingham phrase.

"Alright mate, got any of that Dave? I'm touchin' cloth 'ere - gotta get meself to the sh1tter.."

Author: FoxBrummingRoustabout http://dave.urbanup.com/3307472
50. (Dave) (34↑, 119↓)
Buttflush the turbo douche. A guy so stupid it takes him 5 minutes to respond to a simple question. Can't be trusted with silly putty; often married for life to women who own ballgags.

Check out the Darwin Awards\! So many daves won this year by setting themselves on fire with yarn that I lost a bet\!\!

Author: patricia bosworth http://dave.urbanup.com/4511434
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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